Mr. Short, Dark...& Funny (Practically Perfect Heroes Book 1)


I predict Mac will be the man of many dreams. View all 41 comments. Apr 21, Alba and Her Secrets.. I am always in the mood for a good and lighter story. This book is not the typical story we've all read by J. Huss darker, with big twists, etc. Mr Perfect is the first installment in this new series and it presents the story of McAllister 'Mac' Stonewall a wealthy, mysterious and sexy man who becomes the heroine's new boss and wants her since the beginning and 4 'Pinterest Dreams' Stars!

Mr Perfect is the first installment in this new series and it presents the story of McAllister 'Mac' Stonewall a wealthy, mysterious and sexy man who becomes the heroine's new boss and wants her since the beginning and Eloise 'Ellie' Hatcher the celebrity concierge of Stonewall Entertainment, a quirky woman who desires having the perfect life and the the perfect man but she discovers it is not that easy to find it. I can make arrangements for the hot brother to get you off with his vibrating phone if you want.

Oh, my God, Heath. This is not possible. McAllister looks straight at me and he winks. First thing, the humour.

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The first chapters of the book I can only describe them as hilarious. Ellie's mad obssession with Pinterest, the text messages and the slide scene.. Like crazy laughing out loud while reading that. He thrusts into me, hard. Hard enough to make me gasp. Damn, they are seriously HOT these two! You all know I fancy the dirty talkers ; I loved Mac and Ellie's relationship and their crazy smokin' chemistry.

I mean, who does not enjoy a hot office romance with a misterious man and a nerdy woman? Is she having second thoughts? I was lighter than a normal J. Huss twist but as she said this series is different too! There were some aspects that I did not enjoy as much Ellie's character got on my nerves some times and Mac's secret was not as surprising as I expected but overall this was a pleasant read for me. I cannot wait for all the other stories on the Mister series!

I made a Pinterest board. Every bit of this is perfect. But only because Ellie is my Mrs. Therefore, my rating for Mr Perfect is 4 STARS because I quite enjoyed the plot of the story, the chemistry between the couple and the super-funny moments that Julie wrote for her readers. I am definitely excited to meet all the other Misters!

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If you want a lighter, funny and erotic love story, check this one out! View all 57 comments. Apr 24, Elizabeth rated it it was amazing Shelves: Perfect is truly perfect. Huss offers a masterpiece with a creative plot, complex characters, humorous text and an overabundance of sexy steam! For me, there is nothing better than laughing and swooning my way through a book. As the first installment of the Mister Series, Mr.

Perfect makes quite an entrance on the scene on what promises to be another winning series from Ms. I am a view. Offering an overabundance of quirky charm at her job, she spends her days with socialites and stars. While offering friendly advice and comfort to her clients every day, she "delivers them" from their private jets to their interview meeting place.

Although she loves her job, she is ready for more. As she is formulating her exit strategy, a new boss arrives on the scene. Life twists and things change when you're doing ordinary things and not paying attention. And take my dick out. He is sexy, successful, polished, and has a "take charge" aura that doesn't stop. Mac has been hired to take care of business with the company. However, when he sets his sight on Ellie, she becomes the only project that he wants to invest in. If you can't ask for what you want, I'm happy to go first.

The combination of their "mysterious connection" and the sexual chemistry that exists between them becomes a driving force that simply will not stop. Mac and Ellie explore their physical relationship on the desk in his corporate office, in the shower of his penthouse, and anywhere he can "bend her". Although she is such a "nice girl", Ellie is happy to go along for the ride. Thankfully we get to watch! In addition to their physical connection, they form a unique friendship that continues to blossom as the time passes.

As Mac continues to foster Ellie's adventurous spirit, the true conflict arises. Ellie isn't quite sure that she can be "perfect enough" for Mr. Perfect is fast paced with an upbeat banter, a unique setting, and complex characters. The relationship between Ellie and Mac is a perfect blend of a deep emotional bond and a "high-octane charged" physical connection. Despite their differences, they are "perfectly" matched!

Additionally, the supporting characters were just as endearing as Ellie and Mac. I thoroughly enjoyed the journey that both Ellie and Mac took as individuals and together. The unique plot was well constructed and had a few surprises along the way. The true heart of this story is about finding peace with yourself and with the people around you. I took my time enjoying every page because I didn't want it to end. The writing was light and yet quite complex. For a feel good funny read, Mr. Perfect certainly will not disappoint!

Like we're on our way to something new. A relationship, and not one that is delusional. Perfect offers a vibrant cast of characters with quick-witted humor and plenty of steam. In addition to Mac and Ellie, Ms. Huss offers us a taste of the men to come!

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Mr. Short, Dark & Funny (Practically Perfect Heroes Book 1) - Kindle edition by Nancy Goldberg Levine, BookGraphics. Contemporary Romance Kindle eBooks . You're in Love (Practically Perfect Heroes Short Story Series Book 1) - Kindle Gregarious Sequel to Mr. Short, Dark & Funny Jay Galloway and his wife.

Needless to say, the anticipation of what is to come is great, and my Kindle will be waiting! Huss is quite a versatile writer and always draws me in with her passionate writing and complex characters every single time!

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If you are looking for a dominant hero with plenty of passion and wit, you need to meet Mr. Your body, heart, and soul will say thank you! View all 46 comments. Apr 21, Tink Magoo is bad at reviews rated it it was ok Shelves: I didn't like the setting, either of the main characters and I certainly didn't feel any love between them.

Yes, there's lots of sex and that is the ONLY reason this is getting 2 stars. View all 19 comments. I like the way he talks to me. The way he assumes I will just obey his commands. The way he holds me still when I feel like things are spinning out of control. The way he pulls me close.

She knows how to deliver stunning works of fiction. I had a preconceived idea of what these characters were going to be like before I had even read it and I was pleasantly surprised. I found her to be quirky, delirious, a bit manic and absolutely hilarious. I loved her dreams, fantasies and delusions about the kind of life she wants and feels she deserves. I also love the way she goes about expressing such fantasies. One of her most peculiar things has to be how she has a specific wardrobe for each day of the working week, I just loved that.

This might be the man I will fall in love with. I absolutely loved him plus he has a really good heart, and wants to make the world a better place. He is dominating and controlling when it comes to sex but I could tell right away that he really cared for Ellie and embraced her idiosyncrasies. They made such a perfect couple and they were a lot of fun to read. But before you come upstairs to the terrace I just want you to know I never said I was perfect. I never claimed to be perfect. Huss for writing such an incredible story filled with wit, charm, emotion and a lot of steam. Highly recommend it for anyone looking for a fun sexy story filled with loveable characters.

This is your only chance to win her over. You will not fuck her senseless until she buys into the dream. View all 30 comments. Other than that, I guess everything about the book was better than okay. Dive in if you are a patient romance reader. View all 8 comments. For me it had the enemies to lovers vibe going on so you know I was eating it up reading it all night. It was sexy and very funny! I couldn't stop laughing at these two! The ending is where my rating dropped a bit. But I still loved this! Can't wait to read about Mr Romantic next: View all 31 comments. Apr 22, Beverly rated it really liked it.

Perfect is definitely unexpected, but in a different way. This is actually a romantic comedy, yes you read that correctly!

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As a fan of romantic comedies, I was very excited to read this one! The story begins with us meeting Ellie, she is a bit of a mess to put it lightly. I have heard of lots of woman creating secret boards about their weddings, etc, well Ellie has planned out their life. McAlister Stonewall walks into her life and she completely forgets her perfectly pinned life with his brother, Heath. Their relationship is smoking hot and takes off quickly during their brief time together.

Their connection is definitely fast and rocky to say the least. This story moved crazy fast and it felt like things were happening so very quickly between Ellie and Mac, which is true since most of it happens over just a week or two. I am not one who really looks for fact in my fiction, but I do like to feel the connection between my couple. I just wish there was a little more between these two. I am impressed with how Julie has branched out and wrote a story completely light, fun and sexy book.

I think people will love this one and definitely recommend when you are in the mood for steamy and fun. ARC kindly provided in exchange for an honest review. Teasers created by me with stock images purchased from depositphotos. View all 20 comments. She has written some of my favorite dark romances, so imagine my excitement when I found out she was going to be writing something totally different! It was funny as hell that meeting scene at the beginning LMAO. Mac and Ellie were both really strong and well developed characters.

The secondary characters were interesting and well written. I can not wait to read about the other guys. The plot flows nicely, and the ending wraps up with a slightly hanging bow. This is one of those books that will make you laugh, smile, get angry, and rip your heart out, just to sew it back together again. View all 42 comments. Apr 22, Michelle rated it it was amazing Shelves: ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review Office Romance…. A JA Huss book…. A JA Huss office romance book Huss announced that she will be writing five office romance books.

And the first Mister is Mr. All there is left to say is Hey Mister…. Why do they call you Mr. Wrapped around so tight it feels better than your pussy. The white picket fence? And of course the perfect man. And for Ellie Hatcher she wanted that life. Well if you looked up her secret Pinterest board, she wanted that perfect life. It was the life that she wanted. The perfect life with Mr. Well, the guy she lusted for whom she thought was Mr. Perfect walked into her life. Or is he really perfect? But this particular man has my jaw hanging open. How can he be so damn hot and so damn despicable at the same time?

After a while, her job held little excitement for her. That is until her new boss arrived. McAllister Stonewall is one gorgeous and stunning man. He exudes confidence, power, control, and a naughty sinful side. His life should be perfect Money, Confidence, Power and all that. Perfect gets a hold of the naughty messages Ellie has been sending to her former boss, Heath, Ellie is taken aback on how embarrassing that Mac has read every dirty thoughts, fantasies and seen her secret Pinterest boards. So what does any sane woman do I do like his bossiness.

Which walks that fine line just between rude and fuck-hot. So he offers Ellie a promotion and also fulfills her sexual fantasies. Mac is well aware that Ellie is attracted to him and so he does what every powerful CEO does. He makes Ellie his. He pleases her in every dirty naughty way and Ellie loves it. Literally these two could set off the smoke detectors with their hot sexual attraction to one another.

Perfect has perfected his way in pleasing a woman. Huss had to incorporate her stamp of shocking the readers and keeping them on their toes by incorporating as to why Mr. Perfect was given that moniker.

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And of course, we are given an introduction to Mr. When I push you face-first up against this window, squishing your tits against the cold glass as I pull your trousers down and finger your pussy until you come. Good, or sweet, or whatever will be the only takeaway from that. But the morning your boss finger-fucked you up against your office window? Perfect was a perfect blend of erotic romance, humor, passion, and surprises.

Is there a perfect happily ever after ending…. I guess you have to read to find out. On that note, go read this fun, sexy and sinfully entertaining read and discover why falling in love with a perfectly imperfect person is PERFECT. It wasn't a coach she recognized, but the horses looked magnificent and were all being groomed. She'd do her own mare and get a better look at the animals.

His uniform had a captain's epaulets and he was familiar, especially his voice. She'd met so many officers in the Peninsula she struggled to recognize him. She stared at his handsome face a moment, the dark hair and brown eyes. Realizing she hadn't answered him she found her voice.

Is that your coach? Don't you remember me? Of course, she remembered him now. She had the oddest notion that if not for the gloves he would have kissed her hand. How different he was from the schoolboy she remembered. He'd been wounded in the arm if she was any judge. Do you remember me? Christine Barnes, itinerant relative. None of my old suits fit me. I hope to get civilian gear soon. He laughed and she admired the way he did it. The war is finally over. But they said James would be home, so I thought to see him. He smiled up at her and nodded. Was he badly wounded?

Blase hesitated, then resumed brushing the mare. A groom approached and took the mare. I'll hold her feed till she's cool. He held his arm out in a way she could not refuse, though she did not need anyone's help. Suddenly it hit her that James might have brought him home because of her. Was he waiting in the stable to meet her or merely overseeing the care of his horses?

It would not be the first time an eligible bachelor had been invited where she was staying with the sole purpose of marrying her so as to save her uncle the embarrassment of explaining her living alone. She would have to step lively to avoid his suit since she suspected him to be a charmer. However, did she really want to avoid marriage forever? Perhaps a flirtation at least would lift her spirits. A few flakes of snow began to fall, standing out on his red coat. Perhaps there would be enough overnight to cover the gray landscape with a clean fresh blanket for Christmas.

At the back door they were greeted by Foster the butler and one of the footmen. That was probably an unnecessary precaution. He glared at her boots. Foster had never approved of her, so it amused her to shock him as often as possible. When she glanced back he was smiling at her again. It was a disarming smile, an understanding smile.

As though he already knew her better than she knew herself. Or did she just wish that to be so? Posted by Karen Michelle Nutt 5 comments: I can only rely on my own childhood experiences to determine which way I would have gone with the dilemma of truth or consequences about Santa. My parents were pretty dang crafty about the whole Santa thing.

Kids are like little detectives and they are relentless about seeking the truth. My sister and I would have investigated even the trash cans looking for any suspicious wrapping paper. I have to say, I was all in, a genuine believer. It was the most magical time of my life, those years of wonder and belief. And then I turned eight. I questioned everything on Heaven and Earth. I would sit on the monkey bars on the playground behind the school across the dirt road from our house and stare up at the sky and ask God to send me a sign if Jesus was real.

Was Santa Claus real? Some kids in my class had already made the transition to the dark side and had become nonbelievers. They insisted Santa was real. He was the spirit of Christmas, of giving joy. For the first time, I doubted them. I felt they were trying to evade me.

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It shook me up on the inside to doubt them. My older sister, by one year, and I decided to investigate. If the parents were responsible for the presents they said were from Santa, they must have them hidden somewhere. Down the rabbit hole of doubt, deception, and discovery we went. It was there in the quiet, shadowy place under their bed where we discovered our portable record player and other presents that would be declared as gifts from Santa.

A battle began inside me in that moment. I felt elation that my sister and I had found our presents and discovered the truth about Santa, and the stilling reality that our parents had lied and there was no Santa Claus. We looked at one another for a moment as the light of Christmas magic died in our eyes and then, wordlessly, we put everything back under the bed just as we found it.

Sometimes the truth hurts, but it also enlightens. For a time, it felt like God had died and my parents had told me an unforgivable lie.

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How would the world ever move back on its axis and make me feel happy again? And then the enlightenment part came to me. My parents had given me a gift, a magical childhood filled with wonder, belief in things beyond what I can see, touch, taste, or feel except in my heart and spirit.

They fed my imagination and made me feel anything is possible. Did you tell your kids about Santa Claus, or did you tell them their presents were from the people who loved them completely? What was your Santa experience? I want to wish all of you a wonderful Christmas filled with joy, wonder, and gratitude. And for those of you who celebrate another kind of holiday, I wish the greatest of happiness. Besides her devotion to writing, she also has a great love of music and plays several instruments including violin, bagpipes, guitar and harmonica.

She welcomes you to her website and social media: Fantasy and Dreams Blog. Sweethearts of the West. Prairie Rose Publications Blog. Posted by Sarah J. I offer a story about a Christmas Wedding—but the wedding is not between the hero and heroine. It is 99cents on the Kindle and 95 pages long. Kailey Lovelace, maid of honor in her brother's Christmas wedding in Austin, Texas, hopes the best man Alex Dunn won't bolt when he sees she is six feet tall and has frizzy hair. At the airport, she almost loses her breath when she learns he's even taller and looks like a dream.

If only he likes her enough for the week of the wedding to go smoothly. Alex Dunn, recently discharged from the Army, can't believe his good luck when he meets his partner for the wedding. Kailey is just the right height and gorgeous, as well. He looks forward to a pleasant week in Texas.

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Why don't you tell the readers a little bit about yourself. This story moved crazy fast and it felt like things were happening so very quickly between Ellie and Mac, which is true since most of it happens over just a week or two. Next up, it's Peter Serafinowicz 's turn in Amazon Prime's new series. But it's the man inside the suit who has arguably been more fascinating. My alter ego, Vi LaNance, writes R-rated romantic comedies. And that was it.

What could possibly go wrong? Shelley had poured out her heart in-between bowls of popcorn, wine, and chocolate. Both she and Kailey had overdosed on such rich indulgences. The doorbell rang…and rang and rang. Kailey stumbled to the door and peeked through the security peephole. With a little adrenalin perking her up, she opened the door, standing there in her lacy black bra and a pair of too short sweat pants that came to mid-calf.

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