A penguin walks into a bar ...


The car gave a nasty wobble.

Just now, though, the hovering presence of the courier threatened the last faint credibility of his pose as charles the smith. The stallion was no plow horse, that was plain at a glance. I could be going out to die.

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A man walks into a bar. He notices that one of their collies is also sat at the table and appears to be playing, too. Totally shocked, near laughter himself and unsure of his response, the bartender uttered the first thing to come to his tongue: Also just started playing the fiddle two months ago. The penguin thanks him and leaves.

The eventful morning arrived at last, and we started, all agog, for the jungle where the tiger was known to live.