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Look at how lazily the zombie is thrown into the title. Vampire Hunter, which itself was only made because of the success of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Did you follow that? A work of zombie fiction inspired a work of vampire fiction, which inspired a zombie knockoff because everything must be zombies. And then, of course, you had the inevitable complaints about the World War Z movie not sticking to its source material.

Have you ever been on a zombie walk?

If you really feel the need to watch a bunch of people shamble around aimlessly as they moan and spill bodily fluids, go visit a nursing home. Look, I get the appeal of dressing up. Unless you find joy in blocking traffic or making a mess in public, zombie walks are boring. If you want to moan with a lot of strangers, go to an orgy.

Zombie walks are for people who spend so much time watching B-movies they need a genre-themed excuse to go outside.

Moreover, Warren delivers a pleasingly abundant amount of in-your-face hideous graphic gore, tasty female nudity, and sizzling soft-core sex to further spice things up. So go ahead and mindlessly contribute to the zombie takeover of all pop culture. May R 93 min Drama, Horror 6. The girls dress him up as a woman, which does not seem to affect him in the least, but provides us with a truly strange yet successful film. Barry Stokes gives his finest performance here as a genuinely creepy character.

Yoga class boring you? Of course, zombies are known for their love of dance. So please stop advertising zombie kung fu or whatever as the hip new thing that only cool people get. Other people get it, too. Zombie erotica gets one point for bringing something genuinely new to the genre. It gets minus all the points for being zombie erotica.

Or zombie on zombie, or human s on zombie s , etc. It then goes on to suggest that the zombie apocalypse would be the perfect time to get with the cute co-worker who rejected you while they were amongst the living, finding a way to make necrophilia even creepier. So for those of you who have always wondered if zombies can get boners, apparently the answer is yes. Baby needs a new pair of cocaine and hookers. Turning our most famous creation into a zombie completely destroys what made the character popular.

It would be like redesigning Speedy Gonzales as a quadriplegic, or Pep? Le Pew as not a sex offender. Why yes, there is a ton of official merchandise based on this storyline. Or would you like some Zombie Peanuts? Or perhaps Zombie Hello Kitty?

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Why are they zombies? So go ahead and mindlessly contribute to the zombie takeover of all pop culture. Not content to stop at pop culture, zombies are infecting actual events. The media responded with the sensitivity such a bizarre case requires, carefully investigating the incident before jumping to any conclusions.

Any news item that could even be remotely connected to the Miami attack went viral, because oh my God you guys, there was another biting attack in England and a hazmat incident at an LA high school, the zombies are coming! Never mind that these were real tragedies that damaged the lives of real people; there might be zombies!!! Finally, a terrible indie horror movie inspired by the news was released. Zombies have long been symbolic of everything from consumerism to AIDS to the designated hitter rule, probably, and hardcore fans will argue that this makes watching buckets of gore deep.

But the equally gleeful approach to violence is a little unnerving.

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